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Saturday, April 9, 2011

"H" is for Hilarious


My blog is about brevity and levity. Go look em up.
With all the blogs I've been visiting (and I'm about 2/3 through them all, A-H), I've made a ton of comments, many with the "proof that you're human" feature. BUT that's ok. I started writing them down and today I'm using the proof "words" and giving them spoof definitions.
Hilarious - I crack myself up! (add your own, if you like =)

phoph - a bad photo op, "Wait! I phophed it. Could you pose again?"

gretion - green nation

braddas - opposite of sistas

chenl - french for channel "Change the chenl, s'il vous plait."

sivit - civilize it, take a seive to your attitude

expati - (ex-PAH-tee) banned from parties, "I expati you for puking on my dog!"

unbink - to permanently remove a pacifier

lisiven - you better listen!

noncali - against moving to California

drize - what happens to drizzle (it drize)

copso - a policeman's donut

cophle - (cof-fle) abbreviated form of cop a feel, "Did he cophle you at the movies?"

firsin - the first time you commit a sin, like a virgin first sin

punveign - where your blood goes to get corny jokes

cellsack (really? really!) I'm not even dignifying this one
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    ROTFL

    I find these too...way to go with creating a post about them!

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  2. V.R. LeavittApril 9, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Hahahaha, those are great!!!

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  3. MTeacressApril 9, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Good ones. It takes me forever to think these up, but when I do, I always have a good laugh. :)

    I'm visiting via the A-Z hop. It's nice to 'meet' you. Have a good weekend! (I'm stop #879)

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  4. Sharon Sullivan-CraverApril 9, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    I absolutely love this...very creative..

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  5. C R WardApril 9, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    This is great! I can see where you're going to have a lot of fun with this. :-)

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  6. HuntressApril 9, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    A sense of humor is one of my most valued assets and it appears you've got it too.

    *still laughing*

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  7. Alexis BassApril 9, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    ahahaha - this is too funny!

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  8. Gail M Baugniet - AuthorApril 9, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Good fun, verging on hilarious!

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  9. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    Very clever!

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  10. Christa DesirApril 9, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    I love this...I've gotten so many of these. Great idea.

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  11. Tara TylerApril 9, 2011 at 10:23 PM

    I'm Happy these were such a Hit! I may have to do another one later, they just keep coming.

    Michelle - nice to meet you too, thanks for following =)

    Glad I could get you guys to chuckle!

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  12. UnknownApril 10, 2011 at 1:20 AM

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  13. UnknownApril 10, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    Ha ha. Very clever! Thanks for the laugh. Although, as a SoCal girl, I take some umbrage to the noncali definition! Cheers from another A-Z blogger.

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  14. Ellie GarrattApril 10, 2011 at 5:53 AM

    firsin - the first time you commit a sin, like a virgin first sin. LOL. You crack me up!

    Ellie Garratt

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  15. Heather M. GardnerApril 10, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    That is just brilliant and very funny!
    HMG

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  16. GemsApril 10, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    Love how you are doing this...I had a good chuckle. Great A-Z posts...can't wait to read more :)
    Gems x

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  17. SpencApril 12, 2011 at 1:16 AM

    LOL, that was funny plus now every time I have to type one of those, I'm going to be trying to come up with a funny/creative meaning for the new 'word'.

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  18. Precy LarkinsSeptember 12, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    So clever and funny at the same time! :)

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