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Monday, June 13, 2011

Kick start Monday - Drabble Day

I'm still catching up, but I wanted to do this week's drabble! Thanks Aheila =)
The prompt for 100 words is "seek"

Ogre Personal Ad:

Hid-e-us, hairy ogress seek e-nor-mus, smelly, mirror-breaking male. Brain not needed, me do thinking. Must have big muscles for crushing skulls and ham hands to smash stuff in yard. Me like arm wrestle, tree-breaking tromps thru forest and troll raids. Me cook good. Me make best slug stew this side of swamp. Male must have big temper and hate kids. Me have one or two or four, can’t remember.

Fun first date: outrun dragon, mud slide down mountain then have to beat me at spitting contest.

Turn ons: scars, scabs, ingrown toenails and warts
Turn offs: flowers and rainbows

*knights don’t bother, me eat you
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    LOL!

    I loved this! What a great way to start a week. Nothing beats a smile on Monday morning.

    Thanks for this.
    (And have a good week.)

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  2. DanaJune 13, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    Love this--fun! I have no idea what I'll write this week. Need to think about that...

    Have a great week!

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  3. Laura JosephsenJune 13, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Hahaha!! This is fantastic!

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  4. Theresa MilsteinJune 13, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    That's quite an ogre ad! Thanks for the laugh!

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  5. M PaxJune 13, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    lol That was fabulous. Thanks for sharing it.

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  6. Ellie GarrattJune 13, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    That was brilliant! Knights don't bother! Hehehe.

    Ellie Garratt

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  7. Sharon K. MayhewJune 13, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Hahaha! Great drabble entry!

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  8. Donna K. WeaverJune 13, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Wow. You made it so fun.

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  9. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 3:23 AM

    Brilliant!

    This is really one to be read out loud.

    Well done!

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  11. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    very imaginative track!

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  12. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    This is absolutely hilarious!!

    VERY NICE!! LOL.
    Now my drabble day sort of feel flat, lol. :P

    Really enjoyed it,

    Alyss

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  13. Tara TylerJune 14, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    I'm so glad you all enjoyed it =)
    It was fun to write. I love ogres!

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  14. MISHJune 15, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    I loved your drabble ~ you are without a doubt the master (or is it mistress ?) of fun & light-hearted writing ! You know just how to boost a person's day !
    Thanks for the laugh !!

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  15. RyanJune 16, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    Great drabble, Tara! I loved it. "Fun first date..." LOL
    Thanks for this! :D

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  16. AheilaJune 16, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    How unexpected and totally awesome! This is exactly why I love Drabble Day - great surprises every week. Hilarious!

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  17. Rhonda @Laugh QuotesJune 16, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    Too funny. Thanks for the laugh, even if I missed it at the beginning of the week :)

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  18. Heather HenryJune 17, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    Oh my goodness! Love it! That was hilarious. I love that she can't remember how many kids she has. :)

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