Monday, April 30, 2012

Z Day

Z end? Zay it izn't Zo! Zowie! I am Zo happy to have zo many new followerz and friendz! Zank you for pushing me over 400! You are za best!


Do I zound French today? Well, Zere are not enough Z wordz, Zo we improvize! Zaving Za Z titles for last:

ZORRO, THE REAL STORY - Humor. Born into a rich family, squandering his fortune, ending up in the gutter and seeing the plight of the peasants, Zorro gives in to the flirtations of a large, wealthy woman to finance his cause of justice for the poor.

ZOOS ARE LIKE KINDERGARTEN - Children. McKay compares kids and animals on a field trip.

Z IS FOR ZARK - MG Sci Fi. Cool dude Mark Shaffer teaches dorky Alien Prince Zark how to go back to his world and impress a Zorgalian Princess.


WVD of the Day:

zoncar - smooth vehicle that lulls passengers

Zat's all Folks! Zanks for the memoreez! Tune in tomorrow where we wrap up wiz zome statz! I wuz able to vizit almost 1000 zitez! Zoinks!

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Y Day

Yet another set of Yarns. I know You Yearn for more! Satisfy Your Yen with these Y titles...

YOU ARE MINE - Thriller. Old Charlie Sterling dies in a nursing home, but confesses to being a serial killer in his journal and leaves clues of where he disposed of the bodies and who his accomplice/protege was.

YES, MAYBE, NO - YA Thriller. Cedra Porter always snoops for a scoop as the top journalist in high school, but going undercover for an expose gets her into serious trouble.

YAWN, ASK ME LATER - Romance. Super genius turned wealthy tycoon Eugene "El Jefe" Nordley is looking for his next million dollar sure thing and gets hooked by a pretty philanthropist.


NO Y WVDs either!! Yes, it's unbelievable.
So here are some WVDs from Yester-Year...

cophle - (cof-fle) abbreviated form of cop a feel, "Did he cophle you at the movies?"

firsin - the first time you commit a sin, like a virgin sin

punveign - where your blood goes to get corny jokes

*Titles invented to be written later and the WVDs (word verification definitions) collected and defined by Yours Truly.

Friday, April 27, 2012

X Day

Anyone else have Xasperations about X? Xactly! Xamine these X titles...

XEN - Fantasy. Marcy enters heaven by an angel's mistake and looks for a way to stay rather than live the rest of her days on dreary earth.

XANDY GOES TO COLLEGE - YA. With a full academic scholarship, Xandy plays dumb to get a guy.

XAVIER GETS LOST, BECAUSE WE DITCHED HIM - Chick Lit. Xavier has had a creepy crush on Holly forever. When she and her friends leave him in the middle of nowhere, he wises up and gets even.


NO X WVDs! Ah!
So here are some Xtra special WVDs from last year...

unbink - to permanently remove a pacifier

noncali - against moving to California

drize - what happens to drizzle (it drize)

And some Xtremely Xtraordinary sites to check out that I am Xcited about!

Jaycee DeLorenzo - who has done an Xcellent job Xposing the origins of idioms from A to Z - Xhausting work!
and
G from Satirical Blog - Xceptionally humorous cartoons, my favorite is Q

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