The prompt for 100 words is "seek"
Ogre Personal Ad:
Hid-e-us, hairy ogress seek e-nor-mus, smelly, mirror-breaking male. Brain not needed, me do thinking. Must have big muscles for crushing skulls and ham hands to smash stuff in yard. Me like arm wrestle, tree-breaking tromps thru forest and troll raids. Me cook good. Me make best slug stew this side of swamp. Male must have big temper and hate kids. Me have one or two or four, can’t remember.
Fun first date: outrun dragon, mud slide down mountain then have to beat me at spitting contest.
Turn ons: scars, scabs, ingrown toenails and warts
Turn offs: flowers and rainbows
*knights don’t bother, me eat you