My blog is about brevity and levity. Go look em up.
With all the blogs I've been visiting (and I'm about 2/3 through them all, A-H), I've made a ton of comments, many with the "proof that you're human" feature. BUT that's ok. I started writing them down and today I'm using the proof "words" and giving them spoof definitions.
Hilarious - I crack myself up! (add your own, if you like =)
phoph - a bad photo op, "Wait! I phophed it. Could you pose again?"
gretion - green nation
braddas - opposite of sistas
chenl - french for channel "Change the chenl, s'il vous plait."
sivit - civilize it, take a seive to your attitude
expati - (ex-PAH-tee) banned from parties, "I expati you for puking on my dog!"
unbink - to permanently remove a pacifier
lisiven - you better listen!
noncali - against moving to California
drize - what happens to drizzle (it drize)
copso - a policeman's donut
cophle - (cof-fle) abbreviated form of cop a feel, "Did he cophle you at the movies?"
firsin - the first time you commit a sin, like a virgin first sin
punveign - where your blood goes to get corny jokes
cellsack (really? really!) I'm not even dignifying this one