Saturday, April 9, 2011

"H" is for Hilarious


My blog is about brevity and levity. Go look em up.
With all the blogs I've been visiting (and I'm about 2/3 through them all, A-H), I've made a ton of comments, many with the "proof that you're human" feature. BUT that's ok. I started writing them down and today I'm using the proof "words" and giving them spoof definitions.
Hilarious - I crack myself up! (add your own, if you like =)

phoph - a bad photo op, "Wait! I phophed it. Could you pose again?"

gretion - green nation

braddas - opposite of sistas

chenl - french for channel "Change the chenl, s'il vous plait."

sivit - civilize it, take a seive to your attitude

expati - (ex-PAH-tee) banned from parties, "I expati you for puking on my dog!"

unbink - to permanently remove a pacifier

lisiven - you better listen!

noncali - against moving to California

drize - what happens to drizzle (it drize)

copso - a policeman's donut

cophle - (cof-fle) abbreviated form of cop a feel, "Did he cophle you at the movies?"

firsin - the first time you commit a sin, like a virgin first sin

punveign - where your blood goes to get corny jokes

cellsack (really? really!) I'm not even dignifying this one

18 comments:

damyantiwrites said...

ROTFL

I find these too...way to go with creating a post about them!

V.R. Leavitt said...

Hahahaha, those are great!!!

Michelle Teacress said...

Good ones. It takes me forever to think these up, but when I do, I always have a good laugh. :)

I'm visiting via the A-Z hop. It's nice to 'meet' you. Have a good weekend! (I'm stop #879)

Sharon said...

I absolutely love this...very creative..

C R Ward said...

This is great! I can see where you're going to have a lot of fun with this. :-)

Huntress said...

A sense of humor is one of my most valued assets and it appears you've got it too.

*still laughing*

Alexis Bass Writes said...

ahahaha - this is too funny!

Gail M Baugniet said...

Good fun, verging on hilarious!

Kris Yankee said...

Very clever!

Christa said...

I love this...I've gotten so many of these. Great idea.

Tara Tyler said...

I'm Happy these were such a Hit! I may have to do another one later, they just keep coming.

Michelle - nice to meet you too, thanks for following =)

Glad I could get you guys to chuckle!

Rebecca said...
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Rebecca said...

Ha ha. Very clever! Thanks for the laugh. Although, as a SoCal girl, I take some umbrage to the noncali definition! Cheers from another A-Z blogger.

Ellie said...

firsin - the first time you commit a sin, like a virgin first sin. LOL. You crack me up!

Ellie Garratt

Heather M. Gardner said...

That is just brilliant and very funny!
HMG

Gems said...

Love how you are doing this...I had a good chuckle. Great A-Z posts...can't wait to read more :)
Gems x

Spenc said...

LOL, that was funny plus now every time I have to type one of those, I'm going to be trying to come up with a funny/creative meaning for the new 'word'.

cherie said...

So clever and funny at the same time! :)