Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Time for some WVDs, volume 2

First, let me say that I won a week's worth of self-publicity at Writing with Shelly! That's what I won! I think. (and that's free advertising! Notoriety is better than a gift card!) I'll let it be known when it happens =)

Now for the WVDs (word verification definitions). Back in April, during the A-Z blogfest, I used H for Hilarious and defined some of the word verification words I came across. I've collected some more and wanted to share them with you for another bout of hilarity, or just a laugh =)

undeful - disappointing, opposite of wonderful

nogist -  someone who has no clue what's going on

hantoses - baby exercises

squis - underwater kiss

coing - the sound effect of bonking your head on something metal

streab - what you call a strange dweeb so they won't know it

rearrob - what a neat freak burgler does

flogran - new, improved fiber supplement

rearies - calling the backseat or end of the line

ulaverse - the words for Hawaiian dance music

rembe - cute abbreviation for "remember" when texting

imanfech - caveman matchmaker

bagotif - less intimidating than a can of whoopa**

turts - slang for "it hurts"

lermon - super sour lemon

Add your own if you like.
Volume 3 will be WV baby names!

13 comments:

mshatch said...

ha! funny. I've often found some of those word verifications interesting and inspiring. Here's a post I did way back if you care to check it out :)

http://mainewords.blogspot.com/2010/05/word-verification-game.html

Heather M. Gardner said...

OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
These are so freakin' funny! I think of you every time I have to fill one out but I never see the funny definitions in my head when I read them like you can.

This may need a page all its own on your blog!

HMG

Sharon Sullivan-Craver said...

You are absolutely hilarious. You make my day girl!!

Alana said...

Oh my gosh. These are HILARIOUS! I can't believe you collect them and record them - brilliant. Love your twist on comments. You know one day I'm going to have to post this and link back to your wonderful idea ... time to start collecting those word verifications.

Faves?

rearrob, imanfech, nogist, hantoses.

Absolutely fabulous. Thanks for the laugh!

Small Town Shelly Brown said...

LOL. I think these are funny as well. I totally define these strange captchas as I'm trying to spell them as well. I'm glad I'm in good company.

Bryce Daniels said...

LOL! Too funny.

Although, I'll have you know that "imanfech" is the service where my wife found me. Thankfully, it's too late for her to get a refund.

Christa said...

Awesomesauce on the win! And I love the defn. I've disabled that feature on my blog bc it drives me crazy.

Btw, twitter @ChristaDesir

I'll follow you back;)

Catherine Denton said...

Wow, girl, these are awesome! Can't wait to see the baby names.
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M Pax said...

I'm really liking undeful. You should try to make it popular. :)

julie fedderson said...

These are so hilarious! I can't wait to see the baby names.

Fida I said...

Wow! H is for Hilarious is awesome! I might just add them to my vocabulary! (:

Thanks for the awesomeness, Tara!! :))((:

Michelle Fayard said...

I love this! It's just what I needed to brighten the middle of my day. :)

I’m delighted to be a new follower and have left a response to your comment on Bird’s-eye View at http://michellefayard.blogspot.com/2011/07/getting-blog-comments-to-work-for-you.html.

Tara Tyler said...

so glad you guys liked them!
ms, i like your idea you should do more
hmg, omgoodness, YOU are funny =D
sharon, always so sweet!
alana, i like your faves too, thx!
shelly, blog could be a wv word =)
bryce, imanfech is now eharmony =)
christa, thx, i'll let you kno
catherine, & julie, the names are plausible! just wait =)
mpax, thank you. i might try it!
michelle, great! thanks!