Plug me in

I woke up feeling like a cyborg today. A cyborg that needs a tune up...

• gloved hand with prescription goop to mend fraying, artificial skin
• brace on wrist from putting together too many lego sets, needs replacement soon
• lubricate eye sockets, nostrils
• need coffee to reboot brain
• kids order breakfast and push my buttons
• autopilot kicks in...

I wish I had a robot to boss around...some day...